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The tickle monster
is coming for you!
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Honey, don't look for the car keys.
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MALCOLM
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- You're going to be very proud of me.
- Because?
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I spent five nights
chatting with a worm named Heinrich.
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{\an8}I got his address and went there
with those transcribed conversations.
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He calls me "Culito Dulce" 15 times
on nine different occasions.
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-Reese...
- He burst into tears:
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{\an8}"What about my wife? And my children?
"I will do whatever you ask of me."
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Induction.
It's no longer just a cop thing.
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- And what about me?
- That guy works at the racetrack.
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{\an8}He will bet on us
to the horses we choose.
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{\an8}Well, the ones you choose.
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Tomorrow's races.
Pick the winners and I'll bet.
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We will split the profits halfway,
like brothers.
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{\an8}- It's pretty good.
- Yes.
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{\an8}I'll keep pushing it. I will leave
a suspicious message on your answering machine.
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{\an8}Wow. Blackmail a pervert
for minors to bet.
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How could it not turn out well?
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It has turned out well.
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We have been four days
and we have already earned almost 300 dollars.
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It's incredible. His plans usually end
with a few fingers less.
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{\an8}Since when do you buy food?
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{\an8}Well, I made a little extra money
at work.
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{\an8}There is an incentive program
that gives you some extras if you find
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deficiencies. It has improved our morale.
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I enjoy going to work now that everyone...
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{\an8}Hey! Cheers! Are you OK?
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{\an8}Are you trying to finish what God started?
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I haven't seen the sidewalk. It distracted me...
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'67 CUDA FOR SALE
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Ouch!
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Can you believe it?
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- And so?
- I was cutting it
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{\an8}and Troy coincidentally said that the price
had risen from 21 to 28 dollars.
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It was believed that I was going to accept it.
Maybe not. I have gotten up
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and I've left there.
That's extortion, plain and simple.
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What are you going to do with it...?
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- Here, match it.
- That?
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I can't take it like this. Cut.
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- Can't.
- Even if it doesn't look good.
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Cut this side. Match it.
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My mother!
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{\an8}That's great, Hal. Have you never done it?
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{\an8}No. I guess I have a gift.
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{\an8}I didn't think it was possible,
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but you're hotter than ever before.
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Oh, Hal.
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{\an8}- What the hell...?
- It's my car. I have bought it.
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{\an8}I know what you think,
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{\an8}but give me 45 seconds to tell you
why is it perfect for me
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and it was such a bargain
that I had no other option.
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- Something black and sticky is dripping here.
- He looks old and dangerous. That's good.
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The cops will be watching me, motivating me
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to be careful.
It's cheap, so I'll pay
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the first year of insurance.
You will save a lot
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wear and tear on your car,
because I won't drive it.
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- I put my finger through the metal.
- Dewey, stop it!
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I will do more shifts
and you won't have to take me,
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so I'll bring more money home.
Oh, and I love it.
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I know you don't care, but I'm saying it.
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The fact that you want it so much
should give you a clue that...
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-Lois.
- Hal, he doesn't...
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Everyone goes through this.
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Only then do they find out
of what is important in a car.
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Leave it already.
I have to trim you a little from behind.
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Where were you? We went to Heinrich
to give him the bets.
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We've wasted the whole day.
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- But he bought me a swimsuit.
- I have a car.
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- At last. It's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
- It's a pile of junk.
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Don't pay attention to him. You are magnificent.
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Lois, what beautiful hair.
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- It's true. It's fantastic.
- Thank you.
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- They don't stop complimenting me.
- It looks much better on you.
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Yes. The old cut
It looked like it was from the 70s.
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And your head isn't so square anymore.
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Lois? What have you done to your hair?
I love it.
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Fred, isn't that fantastic?
Who is your stylist?
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- It was my husband.
- Yeah?
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- In which hair salon?
- In none.
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I took the scissors out of the drawer
and inspiration came.
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- Incredible.
- Okay, there is unanimity.
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Lois is very pretty.
Now let's continue working.
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I have a job, honey.
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Hello, Fred.
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There goes the soul of the store.
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- And avoid highlighting your nose.
- Okay, thank you.
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- Shall I see you tonight?
- Of course.
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Lois, help me.
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- In what?
- I need
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- that you cover me.
- Again? Craig, what's up?
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Paula will surprise Fred
for your anniversary.
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Fred plays golf
and I'm giving classes to her.
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- You don't know how to play.
- True,
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but somehow she believes
that I didn't make it to the Masters by three strokes.
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Have you lied to him?
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Lois, my job here hangs in the balance.
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If I help the boss's wife
to surprise him with golf,
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They will end up kissing on the 18th hole
and maybe I can appear
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to take the credit.
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You could work harder and not suck.
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I don't have time for your fantasies.
I'm in a mess.
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First I taught him how to carry the cart,
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but now he wants to handle the stick.
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I need to learn
to pretend I know how to do it.
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-Craig...
- Please, Lois.
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I can't lose this job.
It's the only authentic thing on my resume.
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- Okay, but I'm just going to...
- Feldspar.
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Order dog food
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- for when I return.
- Go.
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Thanks, Lois.
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Sorry I'm late, Hal.
The store was...
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Hello, Lois.
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- What are you doing?
- Changing Margie's appearance.
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I wanted him to cut it off. What a genius.
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And I'm left with the hair.
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What was he saying? My sister.
A house on the beach with his salary.
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Who are you trying to impress?
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She has always been insecure.
For Christmas send a card
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with his family posing
on a boat that is not his.
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Lois.
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Do you have to do that now?
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They rent the boat
to some horrible neighbors
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who don't know how to navigate either.
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The husband got the money...
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What's wrong with you, stupid car?
You're driving me crazy.
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Where were you?
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Stevie, that's great. Take this.
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If it moves, get it out of there.
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- I was waiting for you in the library.
- You missed it.
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I was at a traffic light.
Some idiots wanted a career.
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I accelerated and it flew away.
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I have left them freaking out
until the crankcase has fallen.
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- That's it!
- Malcolm, we got it.
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We have earned more than 250 dollars
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- thanks to the good grades plan.
- Brilliant. It will be used to pay for this.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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It's for you.
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I sent you by mail
my chess move days ago.
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Stevie, I can't do everything with you.
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Did you know? I'll give you a ride. That...
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What's wrong with you, stupid car?
You're driving me crazy.
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I thought that if I feel young,
why not seem like it?
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So I got botox
on crow's feet and forehead
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and I had surgery on my chin and tummy.
And I will do more.
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Well done, friend. Hello, Lois.
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- Can we talk for a moment?
- You have your grandmother's hands.
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I went to six stores, but I didn't see
the avocado oil you said.
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This doesn't convince me.
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Because you don't squeeze it or smooth it
like I told you.
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No, this. Listen to me.
Craig is exploiting me.
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I work double shifts. And when I come back,
this is full. I can't be alone.
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There is hair everywhere.
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and I don't like them
the postures you put on lately.
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Lois, these women
They leave here shining.
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- It's wonderful.
- At least use
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part of the money
and hire someone to clean.
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I do not accept money for doing this.
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- That?
- I'm transforming these women.
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I won't dirty that with money.
And it's not just about hair.
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They trust me,
They need to tell their problems.
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It happens to some
really amazing things.
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To Nancy, an audit.
Margie's husband is a gambling addict.
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And Paula, that one over there, has an affair.
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- That?
- For months now.
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with an uncle
with whom he pretends to give golf lessons.
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Why do you keep doing this to me?
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I fix your accelerator
and you break the alternator.
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I will buy you another alternator
and your water pump explodes.
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Every time I think I get it,
You find another way to hurt me.
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Thanks for placing the bet.
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I tried to escape,
but the alarms don't work.
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- And the money?
- I didn't make the bet.
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- That?
- I didn't do it.
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I spent the money on something else.
On a bumper!
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That? You had 200 dollars.
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The horse was five to two.
I don't know what it means, but I want half.
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Sorry, man. But look how cool it is.
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You have to relax.
This car is confusing you.
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You're not confusing me.
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I had never been so happy in my life.
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Lois, thank God.
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I have to scrub the garbage cans,
but Paula wants to practice.
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I had to request
kind of emergency.
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They charge 90 an hour
and I'm leaving my savings,
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but the fault is mine alone and...
You already know about my adventure.
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Milk!
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- You know that, right?
- Yes.
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- Milk!
- Why are you lying to me,
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With everything I've done for you?
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You slept at home when you thought
that the ghost of your cat was going to kill you.
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I ended the fight with those girls.
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- They started.
- Be quiet!
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And you go and repay me by making me drag
dog food bags
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to sleep with the boss's wife?
It's unforgivable!
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I didn't plan it. It happened like this.
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One night of inventory
We talked in the parking lot.
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I bent down to get his keys and immediately
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he had me handcuffed in the shower
from a motel near the airport.
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She's crazy, Lois.
But it also drives me crazy.
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-Craig...
- I'm not kidding.
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Inside me there is a place
dark and terrifying that I didn't know,
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but Paula did know him.
Every night takes me to that place
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and teaches me
a horrible and delicious new corner.
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- Are you going to snitch?
- No, but you have to end this.
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Can't. I'm an addict.
I don't even know who I am anymore!
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I know I've let you down
but thank you very much for helping me.
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- Craig, I don't...
- Yes that beggar
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is in the container,
let him drink from the hose.
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Idiot. There are already four layers.
Are you going to work?
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- Your leopard covers have arrived.
- Brilliant.
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They will look very good on you.
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- What's happening?
- Malcolm, this is Mike.
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- From the Automobile Association.
- You are safe,
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with people who care.
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Sit down, son.
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What is all this about?
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Stevie and Reese want to tell you something.
You must listen to them.
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You have abandoned your friends.
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You haven't even noticed
in my new boat shoes.
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I've been busy, okay?
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Your car is ruining everything.
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It affects our illegal bets.
I chose a winner,
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but, since I'm an idiot,
It was one that ended at more than 600 to one.
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I won 11,500 dollars that I can't touch
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because I have to pay taxes!
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That $11,500 is still there,
tormenting me,
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- because of that stupid car!
- Don't call it that!
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The car is not stupid. It's great.
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It's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
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Yeah? And that black eye?
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My fault. I wasn't careful enough.
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Malcolm, we've come to help you.
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The first step is to admit
that you have a problem.
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I did it.
That's why I'm in the Association.
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We are thousands.
We know what you're going through.
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Oh.
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I didn't know it was so bad.
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I think I have
to carefully analyze each...
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Yes!
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Excellent.
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I haven't gotten around to reading my poem to him.
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When Martha left,
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Tina looked at the label.
of the fur coat. It was a bargain.
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Is the temperature okay?
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Perfect.
Same as scalp massage.
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You just have to collect the ticket for me,
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You give me 11,000 and you keep 500.
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- Done.
- Thanks, uncle.
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It is important to be able to trust an adult.
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This car is a joke.
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Yesterday it worked like never before.
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It seemed like it was flying on the way to the highway.
I was so happy!
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But today it doesn't want to start.
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Yesterday was a mirage.
I can't take it anymore!
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Start, please! I beg you!
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Give me something in return, please.
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Thank you so much!
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I knew you would come back.
We are one for another. Don't you see it?
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Relief! Someone help me!
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I'm trapped! Relief!
262
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You have to wait.
We are very late due to a wedding.
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Ah, The Human Volcano. It's one of my favorites.
264
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He's much better now that he reads minds.
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Exact.
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Before he only breathed fire. It was pathetic.
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- Allergy to something?
- No.
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Okay.
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- What do you study at school?
- Normal, I guess.
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I don't like school.
Everyone makes fun of me.
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Yes, I remember those days.
Children are very cruel.
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The smart ones, the lonely ones,
They were the most evil.
273
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:16,076
Gymnastics is the worst. in dodgeball
I get hit by my own team.
274
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Hey, do you know how to get out of Gymnastics?
275
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Pretend you have asthma.
You need a fake inhaler. Take mine.
276
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And they give you a seat on the bus.
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Don't worry. Things will go better for you
from now on.
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My father tells me the same thing.
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- Your father is intelligent.
- Frank, what a cool cut.
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I'll get the bag and take you home.
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Craig, do you know Frank's parents?
They are Fred and Paula.
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Fred, our boss at Lucky Aide?
283
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I think you give his mother golf lessons.
284
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Let's go, Frank.
285
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I will drive very carefully
to avoid accidents.
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I don't want to ruin your life
for an oversight.
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I won't get it.
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Stevie was right.
289
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And Reese too.
290
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I was right about the car.
and horse racing.
291
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That makes it easier.
292
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I don't want to live in a world
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where Reese is right.
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Shake the sheets well
so that the hair falls out.
295
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Come on. Shake your butt.
296
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,868
Dad, seriously, stop talking like that.
297
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I'm sorry. It exhausts me to listen
to all those people and their sordid secrets.
298
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Like Paula, Fred's wife.
Not only is she cheating on her husband.
299
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Now he cheats on his golf teacher
with the dance teacher.
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Learn new moves every night,
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I don't know if you get it. How cold it is.
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- Hey!
- Stevie, please, we're talking.
303
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:07,688
Sheila's husband has an assistant
19 years old who doesn't even know how to type.
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And she goes to the office in halter tops.
305
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,483
Halter tops?
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00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,695
Hello? You have copied the clothes
from The Nutty Sheriff.
307
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,413
Malcolm! Are you OK?
308
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,873
- What happened?
- Calm.
309
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You take a deep breath.
310
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Steve. You have saved my life.
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Although I have treated you terribly.
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- You're crushing my crotch.
- Oh, yes?
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I can leave soon. Will you cancel the class?
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00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:52,274
I wish I could,
but tonight it's the Texan dance.
315
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,234
We never agree anymore.
316
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:57,321
Lois, lately
I see you more than my wife.
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Fred, things are going to change for the better.
You'll see.
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Attention Lucky Aide customers.
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My name is Craig Feldspar
and I have a message for Paula Lynch.
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Paula, I can't go on like this.
321
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:15,172
I'm going to do the right thing
and I will make you my wife.
322
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I bought an engagement ring
from $11,500
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which I hope you accept.
324
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:25,265
Are you cheating on me with Craig Feldspar?
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We are both victims here, Fred.
326
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I have something to do out there.
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Okay, it won't be easy for us,
328
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,238
but that is the way
of true love.
329
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,823
We will live with my grandmother and take care of her.
330
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,703
The tow truck is already taking it away.
Do you want to come say goodbye?
331
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:47,663
No.
332
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:52,751
I know it's hard. It was difficult for me to recover
about my first car.
333
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:56,171
A '64 Plymouth Fury
with the dilapidated hood.
334
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,925
Then they took him away from me.
335
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:02,594
I saw him months later, with another driver
336
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:06,223
and of another color,
but it didn't mean anything to me anymore.
337
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,809
I was over it. Just like you will do.
338
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,562
- Are you cutting my hair?
- No.
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